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gorgeous Georgians

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(GREGORIAN CHANT-STYLE)


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Horrible Histories presents:

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(SIGHS)

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Well, here I am,
stuck on Mummus's naughty step.

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It's so unfair!

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I'm being punished
for not tidying my room...

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..ever!

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(LAUGHS)

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Oh, well, I don't mind.

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There have been lots of
naughty people in history,

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so I'm in good company.

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Or, rather, BAD company.

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And that's why, today, I'm giving you

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my Top Ten Naughtiest People
from history!

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(FARTS)
And starting at number ten,

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we have Anne Hutchinson.

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You'll never guess what she did
that was so naughty.

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She read the Bible!

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Yeah, I know - it doesn't
sound naughty at all, does it?

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Well, that wasn't how they saw it
in 17th century Puritan America,

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particularly if you were a woman.

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(SIREN WAILS)

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Being in law enforcement
in a new colony is tough.

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The folks here in Massachusetts Bay
are desperate,

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it does not take much
for them to turn to crime.

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The number one threat
we're dealing with today is...

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(TWANG!)

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..women reading.

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That, and the locals
who don't want us here.

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We've received intel that there is
a gang of women readers

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operating from inside this house.

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It looks just like
an ordinary house - it's not.

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It's a book den.

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Makes you sick!

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Word is we think it's
a woman called Anne Hutchinson.

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Apparently she organised the book
gang on the boat over from Europe.

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Some of the women get in so deep

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their lips don't even move
while they're reading.

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If that's not witchcraft, what is?

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The Puritan General Assembly
here in the Massachusetts Bay colony

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have outlawed the book gang,
and that's why we're here today.

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We're hoping that the ringleader,
Hutchinson,

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will be in there herself,
teaching with her books.

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Ha! Well, not on my watch.
They're going down.

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You go in. I'll cover you.
Yeah.

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And then in chapter five,
we see that...

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Go! Go! Go! This is book raid!
Put the book down and step away!

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But I'll lose my page.

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Alright, put a bookmark
inside the book

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then put the book down,
then step away!

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We've got a runner!

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Stop, in the name
of the Puritan law!

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Book launch!
Ahh! Ahh! I'm hit!

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Ahh! Oh!

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You'll be OK, buddy.
Ahh! I think it was a hardback.

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Scars are just part of the job.
I mean, look at this one.

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Papercut.

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I feel all cold.
Hey, hey, hey, don't speak like that!

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Look at me, look at me!

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It's a reminder of what we face
out there every single day.

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Officer Scratcher here
is going to read you your rights.

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Hang on, w-why,
why am I going to read them?

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You've got the card, so.
Yeah, but...

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I can't read, can I?
Well, I can't read, either.

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What do you want me to do,
just make it up?

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Er, excuse me?

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Would you like me
to read the card for you?

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You know, some of the days are hard,

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but if we can do a little good
here and there,

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like preventing women from reading,

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then it'll all have been worthwhile.

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You - I - have the right
to remain silent.

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A-anything you - I - say can
and will be used against you. Me.

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Oh, we really appreciate this.
Mm-hm.

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I mean, obviously,
we will have to add you reading this

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to the list of charges but...

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..Puritan law's the Puritan law.

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Seems like
it was the Puritan officials

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that were the naughty ones.

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Anne and her friends weren't doing
anything naughty at all.

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Well, in at number nine, is someone
who certainly was a bit naughty.

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Sir Walter Raleigh got locked up
in the Tower of London

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for 13 years,

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for plotting against
King James I of England.

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And that wasn't the only time
he was in there.

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Elizabeth I locked him up, too!

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Mind you, he didn't exactly
waste his time in prison.

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VOICEOVER:
They've got a guilty secret.

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It's Guilty Cordial
from Sir Walter Raleigh.

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So good, they should lock it up.

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And they have! 'Cause it's
made here in prison by me!

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Urgh!

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I'm Sir Walter Rah - urgh! - leigh,

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Elizabethan spy,

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explorer, soldier, poet,

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and now soft drink maker.

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My medicinal, healthy cordials
are all made here by my hand,

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in the Tower of London.

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'Cause there's not much else to do.

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Fancy a sip, Bird?

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He never says anything.

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Guilty Cordials are made with
only the freshest of ingredients,

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many of them grown here
during my exercise hours

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in the gardens of the prison.

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Oh, look, some rosemary.

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Through that unlocked gate.

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Ah! I was just going to close it.

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Guilty Cordial is made
from rosemary, elderflower,

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thistles, clay, wood...

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That wood bark's got a bit
of raven poo on it. Revolting.

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..antlers, and the hearts
and livers of deadly vipers.

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But not their skins.
That's disgusting.

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So why not try Guilty Cordial
from me, Sir Walter Raleigh?

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It's so good,
they have to keep me locked up.

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And also because I plotted
to overthrow the new King James.

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And I attacked the Spanish
when I said I wouldn't.

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And a bunch of other stuff.

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What can I say? I'm as guilty
as my own cordial, ooh!

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Guilty Cordial.
Hurry, while stocks last.

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Production will definitely cease
on the 29th October 1618.

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Oh, why? Are they letting me out?

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Um, well, not exactly.

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(SCREAMS)

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Cor! That stuff sounds delish!

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I might just get off this
stupid step and get myself a glass.

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Stay where you are, Rattus!
Yes, Mummus.

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Thought she'd gone out.

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Still, trying to escape
can be naughty, too.

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Especially when you're
escaping from prison.

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That didn't stop Charles I, though.

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He's in at number eight

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'cause he tried to escape lots,

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which is what I'm going to do
right now.

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Don't you dare, Rattus.

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(SIGHS) Worth a try.

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(SIGHS)

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Going well, is it, sire?

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Oh, sweet freedom!
My liberty is nigh, I can feel it!

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Maybe trying to escape through the
bars wasn't such a great idea, sire.

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Nonsense, why would you
say a thing like that?

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Well, it's just that you've had
your head stuck for some time now.

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That is such a glass-half-empty way
of looking at things, Ashburnham.

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Because you could say that my head
is completely free from the prison.

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Mm, yeah, but a lot of your body's
still inside the prison, sire.

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Yes. Right, new plan.

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Like the greasy sausage,
we shall slip through their hands.

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We will head to the New Forest,

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moving so fast they'll be unable
to keep a hold of us. (LAUGHS)

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Brilliant idea, Your Majesty.
Yes, it is.

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You might be forgetting
one thing, though.

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Your head is stuck in a window.

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Will you stop being
such a negative Nelly?!

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Everyone knows that if
the head can pass through a space

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then the rest can follow

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because the head is
the biggest part of the body.

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So, here we go, one time,
no thought, here we go!

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(GRUNTS)

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(STRAINS)

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Ta-da. Ow!

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I think that
just applies to mice, sir.

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Why didn't you say anything,
then, Ashburnham?!

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I did.
My shoulder's stuck now

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and I'm in a huge amount
of physical pain!

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OK, right, plan C, plan C.

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Earlier today I took the precaution
of summoning a man servant

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whose OUTRAGEOUS CLOTHING
will distract from his face.

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I'm talking a big, wide hat,
a fake beard and a wig

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and a big great coat.
Hmm, yeah.

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So all I need then do
is disguise myself as him and, ah...

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You mean this bloke?
Yeah, we spotted him immediately.

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You're not going anywhere.
Now, here's my plan -

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you go back to bed
and you stay here,

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locked up and ready to be executed.

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Pfft, tell them, Ashburnham.

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It's a good plan, guard, if it
weren't for one inescapable fact.

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Head in window!

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I'm stucko, bucko!

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(LAUGHS)

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You're not very stealthy.

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Well, if you're a Royalist Cavalier

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you probably think Charles shouldn't
have been in prison anyway,

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so why shouldn't he try and escape?

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But there's not much debate
about number seven.

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Meet Moll Cutpurse.
She's a proper troublemaker.

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Be careful, men.

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During these times of Civil War

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the roads could be
a haven for criminals.

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Frankly, we got a lot of stuff
that they might be interested in.

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Ah, you mean
all the gold in our chest?

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I was trying not to
draw attention to that. Whoa!

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It's a woman!

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In breeches! Playing the lute!

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Ahoy! The name's Moll Cutpurse.

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Moll Cutpurse! You used to rob
people all up and down the country!

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You're well famous!

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I am, and I got
the scars to prove it.

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By which I mean they caught me
and scarred me hands

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to mark me as a thief
and teach me the error of me ways.

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Cool!
It's not cool!

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It's punishment
for breaking our rules.

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Pray it may have worked.

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Don't look like it... Yeah!

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Hey!
(LAUGHS)

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Me money! Ah! Me trousers!

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(LAUGHS) Oh, you're brilliant!

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And yet she's still just a petty
thief, pickpocketing strangers.

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How dare ya! I'm in me 60s now,
pursuing me true passions.

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Oh, what's that, then?
Doing stick-ups.

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Hand over your loot -
and I don't mean this kind.

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Never! You may be able
to scare the common folk

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but I am a general
of the highest authority.

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I demand that you follow
the rules of society...

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Oh.
..and the power of the law!

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(LAUGHS)

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Should have told ya, I don't care
about the rules of society.

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She is brilliant.
Are none of you going to help?

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Come on, lads, help me out.
Cutpurse away!

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Oh, the shame.

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My breeches are round me ankles.

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Oh, brilliant.

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Well, I know she was naughty
but she sounds brilliant.

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And you know who else is brilliantly
naughty? In at number six,

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it's young Julius Caesar,

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and he's with a bunch
of Cilician pirates.

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That's right, Ceasar was SO naughty

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even when he's kidnapped by pirates

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HE ends up being the naughty one.

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Captain! We have captured
a young nobleman. He's a Roman.

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Perfect.

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Tremble, Roman,

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for you have been captured
by the Cilician pirates!

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Yeah, can we hurry this up?

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Eh?
Look, I'm Gaius Julius Caesar,

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I've got a lot on
and this is really starting to drag.

251
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,560
Tremble!
We did that bit!

252
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,000
Can we just get to the ransom demand?

253
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,600
Right, if your friends
want to see you alive again...

254
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,400
Yeah, blah-blah-blah. How much?

255
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,400
You serious?

256
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,560
20 talents of silver.

257
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,280
20?!
Yeah.

258
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,160
How dare you!

259
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,760
Tie me up. Wrists.

260
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:27,360
I'm staying right here
until you get a fee worthy of me.

261
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,240
I mean, honestly! Ankles.

262
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,840
I'm worth...50 talents, at least.

263
00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,320
Fine then, 50 talents, please.

264
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,440
Thank you! 20!

265
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,800
Genuinely hurt by that.

266
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,840
OK, I'll get my men
to arrange the payment.

267
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,960
Huh! Huh! Oi, men!

268
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:46,840
I've been captured by cu-culdici...
Cilician.

269
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:51,160
..Cilician pirates. I need you to
go around the Aegean coastal cities

270
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,640
and raise 50 talents.

271
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,120
And if they complain,

272
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,080
kindly remind them that
if they were patrolling properly

273
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,440
then we wouldn't be having
so much trouble

274
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,840
with these low lives!

275
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,400
No offence.

276
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,120
Huh! Hu-uh!

277
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,760
Down.

278
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,600
Steve, you don't have to.

279
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,920
Good boy. Huh!

280
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,600
What are you doing?
Ah! So, what have you guys

281
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,320
got planned for entertainment?
Entertainment?

282
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,000
Well, sometimes we play ballgames
or hold athletic tournaments.

283
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,840
Would you be quiet?
I don't want to play with him.

284
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,760
Sounds fun, I'm in. Oh, and also

285
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,880
I'm going to need a few of your men
for an audience.

286
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,040
Audience?
Yeah, I'll be writing some poetry

287
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,160
whilst I'm here and it'd
be good to get some feedback.

288
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,320
Feedback?

289
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,920
Well, my men don't really
like poetry.

290
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,440
Great! I've been kidnapped
by a bunch of oiks

291
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,800
who don't appreciate the arts.

292
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,560
Urgh! Fine! I'll just get some
shut-eye. Just keep it down, yeah?

293
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,040
No, I will not keep it down!
I've got to keep it loud!

294
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,480
I'm a pirate!
Shush! Oh, and, by the way,

295
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,960
when I get free
I'm going to hunt you all down

296
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,080
and have you crucified -
and not in a nice way.

297
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,080
I'd rather that
than listen to his poetry.

298
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,120
Oh-ho-ho-ho! The burn.

299
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,720
I can hear you, you know.

300
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,160
Sorry.

301
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:05,000
We're into the last five, and that
means some properly bad behaviour.

302
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:09,760
At number five -
the one and only Guy Fawkes.

303
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,160
Guy tried to kill King James I.

304
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,200
He was going to blow the king
and his whole parliament up.

305
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:20,000
Luckily, Guy's naughty
gunpowder plot went up in smoke.

306
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,960
(OWL HOOTS)

307
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,000
Halt!
Oh!

308
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,440
Sorry to interrupt, mate.

309
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,240
But apparently some joker's trying
to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

310
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,440
Oh.

311
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,280
You haven't seen him around,
have you?

312
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,880
No.

313
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,880
OK, fair enough. We'll leave you
to it. Have a good night and...

314
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,000
Hang on a second.

315
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,600
That's a lot of firewood

316
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,600
to be stacking right underneath
the Houses of Parliament.

317
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,400
Is it? I wouldn't really know,
I'm just a lowly servant man

318
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,040
looking after a cellar full of wood

319
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,040
for my boss, Thomas Percy.

320
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,520
Fair enough. Well, boys, it looks
like nothing dodgy is going on here.

321
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,040
Let us know if you
see anything strange.

322
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,720
Will do!
Let's go find the guy.

323
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,960
Yes?

324
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,800
What?
You said Guy.

325
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,080
Is your name Guy?

326
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,760
No.

327
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,480
What's your name?

328
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,760
John.
John what?

329
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,640
John...

330
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,560
..son. John, Johnson,
my name's John Johnson.

331
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,360
John Johnson?

332
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,480
Yeah.

333
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:47,280
Lovely to meet you, John Johnson!
Good to meet you, too!

334
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,720
Better let you get on with it.

335
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,160
Let us know if you see anyone
up to no good.

336
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,920
Johnson's your man.

337
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,680
A close one.

338
00:14:55,680 --> 00:15:00,040
Proof if ever
that God is on our side.

339
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,760
Nothing can stop us now.

340
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:05,040
(LOUD CLATTERING)

341
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,880
Just one more thing.

342
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,960
Wait a second, what's all this?!

343
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,160
John Johnson, you are nicked!

344
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,760
Drop that barrel of gunpowder!

345
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,440
I don't think that would be
a very good idea.

346
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,920
You're probably right!

347
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,840
Well, Guy Fawkes
was definitely naughty.

348
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,720
But guess what? He wasn't
the ringleader of the Gunpowder Plot.

349
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,080
And, while he got caught in the act,

350
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,360
the brains behind it, Robert Catesby,

351
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:40,040
and lots of other plotters,
very nearly got away with it.

352
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,280
And that's why Guy's at five
and the rest of the plotters

353
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:47,040
are right here on the naughty list
at number four.

354
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,240
VOICEOVER: With Guy Fawkes
now captured,

355
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,000
lead investigator
Sheriff Richard Walsh and his men

356
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,080
are hot on the trail of Catesby
and his fugitive crew,

357
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,040
including Thomas Wintour
and Everard Digby.

358
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,960
OK, a quick recap, guys.

359
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,840
Fawkes is out of the picture
and Parliament is safe.

360
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,440
But Robert Catesby
and the rest of the conspirators

361
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,720
still want to start a rebellion.
So let's hunt them down.

362
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,560
It's pretty obvious they'll head for
the Midlands and the weather's bad,

363
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,440
so we should look out for some
soaking wet, stressed-out Catholics.

364
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,000
I'm stressed! I'm super stressed!
Everything's ruined!

365
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,520
Come on, Wintour, Digby -
everything will be fine.

366
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,520
Will it, Catesby, will it?!

367
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,200
'Cause our plan's just gone up
in smoke, or rather it didn't.

368
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,320
That was the old plan.
Old plan?

369
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,240
Yeah, the new plan

370
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,520
is that we lie low here,
at Holbeche House in Staffordshire,

371
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,200
drum up support, start a revolt.

372
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,800
They'll never see us coming.

373
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,240
They'll be lying low,
drumming up support

374
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:53,120
and trying to start a revolt.
That's standard.

375
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:57,040
VOICEOVER: Catesby's crew are
drying out inside Holbeche House.

376
00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:01,120
It's going great, guys.
We've got hundreds of willing men.

377
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,640
All the willing men have left.

378
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:06,520
(WAILS)

379
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,680
Never mind.
We're a SMALL group of willing men

380
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,840
who can move fast and achieve a lot.

381
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,280
I'll tell you what,
getting hold of those horses,

382
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,320
now that was a stroke of luck.

383
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,400
We've got word
of some stolen horses in Warwick

384
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,560
so let's go and check it out.

385
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,560
There's going to be fireworks.

386
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,200
(FIREWORK POPS)

387
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,800
There.

388
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,440
Now that is how you dry gunpowder.

389
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,760
Look, I know I'm not
the explosives expert

390
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,680
but I'm sure there was something to
remember about gunpowder and fire.

391
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,200
How else are you meant to dry it?
I don't know!

392
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,480
Well, it doesn't work if it's wet,
so we didn't have much of a choice.

393
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,720
But don't worry,
it's perfectly safe!

394
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,040
(EXPLOSION)

395
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,760
Oh, my eyes, I can't see!

396
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,120
I'm off!
I'm coming with you.

397
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,520
Come on, man! Surely you can see
that my plan will still work!

398
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,760
I can't see anything any more!
Calm down!

399
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,440
They'll never find us!

400
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,760
We've found them.

401
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,880
Do you think we should just...
give up?

402
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:07,120
Never. It's fine.
Don't worry about it. It's all...

403
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,240
(GUNSHOT)
(GROANS) ..good.

404
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,320
Well, if you say-so, Catesby.

405
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,680
Catesby?

406
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,840
Bad luck, guys,
you've been hunted down

407
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,880
and, in some cases, shot.

408
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,160
What happened? Did we win?

409
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,280
I'll take that as a no!

410
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,520
We're down to my top three now,

411
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,560
so it's time for
some serious antisocial behaviour.

412
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,040
And it doesn't
come much more antisocial

413
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,440
than chopping people's heads off.

414
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,560
At number three,
it's your favourite king and mine -

415
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,640
and certainly his favourite -
Henry VIII.

416
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,080
Henry was naughty in lots of ways

417
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,360
but one of the naughtiest things
about him

418
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,720
was the way he dealt
with other naughty people.

419
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,400
Hiya! I'm Henry VIII.

420
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,000
Monarch. Serial husband.

421
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,120
And massive fan
of chopping people's heads off.

422
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,400
Sweet!

423
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,320
And what better place
to make heads roll

424
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,400
than here in the Tower of London?

425
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:07,080
So in this vid I'm going to give you
my five faves.

426
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,600
Welcome to Top Of The Chops.

427
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,280
Ooh!

428
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,520
Lovely stuff, John, off in one.

429
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,320
Thank you, Your Majesty.

430
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,640
Top bloke.

431
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,320
At number five,
it's my fifth wife Catherine Howard.

432
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,040
Her head had to roll

433
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,920
because I found out
that she'd had loads of boyfriends

434
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,640
before I married her,
which I did not like.

435
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:34,560
Ladies, top tip - don't marry
a jealous king with his own axe man.

436
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,400
Bit of beef, Beefy?
I'm vegetarian.

437
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,680
What...?

438
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,520
Anne. My second wife.

439
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,720
My first love.

440
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,680
And number four in my Top Chops.

441
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,200
I did my job,
redecorating the tower for her.

442
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,640
She didn't do her job
in giving me a son,

443
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,840
so it was choppity-chop-chop.

444
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,080
It was quite sad, though.

445
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,040
She said some lovely things
about me on the scaffold,

446
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,480
even asked the crowd to
pray for me. Really quite moving.

447
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,320
Still killed her, though.

448
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,360
Argh!
Wow, a bull's-eye!

449
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,400
Thomas Cromwell came a cropper
when he met the chopper.

450
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,640
He had to go because
he organised my fourth marriage

451
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:18,080
to Anne of Cleves, and she was not
nearly as pretty as he said she was.

452
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,920
He's also did
a bunch of treason stuff.

453
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,800
I stuck his head on
a spike on London Bridge.

454
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,040
Well, I had to put it somewhere.

455
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,960
Margaret Pole,
she was a stubborn one.

456
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,240
She made a huge fuss because
she didn't want me to divorce

457
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,760
my ex, Catherine of Aragon.

458
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,600
She even encouraged
an invasion of England.

459
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,680
And her head was just as stubborn.

460
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,680
It took 11 chops to get it off.

461
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,480
And at number one...!

462
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,000
I tell you what's
not all fun and games -

463
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,200
beheading someone
who you really like.

464
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,240
Thomas More
was a dear friend of mine

465
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,040
but, guys, you don't disagree
with the king on religion!

466
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,520
If people lose their heads,

467
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,160
people gon' lose their heads.

468
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,920
It was quite sad, though, the
executioner even apologised to him.

469
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,840
More kissed him and said,
"It's fine."

470
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,080
So maybe he was cool with it.

471
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,320
Anyway, top bloke,
shame about the...

472
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,720
So, there you have it.

473
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,280
My five Top Of The Chops.

474
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,800
Don't forget to like, follow and

475
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,480
subscribe to my religious reforms.

476
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,480
Or else!

477
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,080
And watch out for next week's video,

478
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,720
Top Of The Pork Chops,
where I count down

479
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,840
my fave five royal feasts.

480
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,080
Num-num-num-num-num!

481
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,360
Great swing, John,
a thing of beauty.

482
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,120
Do you want to join me
for a round of tennis?

483
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,640
Say yes or I'll make you
chop your own head off.

484
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,960
Yeah.
Thought so.

485
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,120
Maybe lose the mask.

486
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,640
(THUD!)
Ahh!

487
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,920
Freaking me out.

488
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,320
Well, we're nearly
at the top of our top ten,

489
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,960
but number two might be
a surprise to some of you.

490
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,480
It's Christopher Columbus!

491
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:46,200
Columbus was a brave explorer
who discovered the Americas.

492
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,000
But the way he treated his crew

493
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,840
and the unfortunate locals
he found living there

494
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,120
was very naughty indeed.

495
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:57,040
It's nearly bedtime
here at YeBeebies,

496
00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:01,680
so for all of you little mariners
sailing off to Sleep Island,

497
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,560
we've got a special guest today

498
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:08,720
to tell us a bedtime story
about their real-life adventures.

499
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,080
Hello, boys and girls,
I am Christopher Columbus

500
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,280
and in 1492 I sailed the ocean blue

501
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:21,680
searching for a new trade route
between Europe and China.

502
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:26,160
But what I actually discovered
was an entire new continent -

503
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,880
the Americas.

504
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,440
What an adventure!

505
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,680
It was full
of exciting, vibrant people

506
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,760
that I could kidnap
and force to work for me.

507
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,800
Sorry, what?

508
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,480
And there was nothing they could do
because we were so heavily armed.

509
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,000
OK, how about we just
stick to the adventure bits?

510
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:49,120
OK. There were lots of swashbuckling
battles as we fought for our lives.

511
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,680
There we go! Exciting! Charge!

512
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,600
The battles ended when I cut
the heads off three local people.

513
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,000
Here, let me show you how I did it.

514
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,440
OK, seriously,

515
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,280
I think we should stop talking
about the nasty stuff that you did

516
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,120
to those poor people
who were already living there,

517
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,280
and focus on the exploring.

518
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,000
That's fine. After we finished

519
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,800
there weren't many of them left
anyway. Now, did you know

520
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,480
the Americas are filled with gold?

521
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,800
Treasure! That's more like it.

522
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,240
Did you have a treasure map?

523
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,760
I didn't need one, I just said
I'd kill any local person

524
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,320
over the age of 14
who didn't bring me gold.

525
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,800
Much easier.
OK.

526
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,240
I think we've had enough
of your adventures for one day.

527
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,880
Possibly forever.

528
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,960
You know, I think the message
of my story is,

529
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,640
when you are faced
with an impossible task,

530
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,280
what you really need to do
is believe in yourself.

531
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,920
Wow! That is a great message
for our children.

532
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,840
For example, I believed it was right

533
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,240
to have members
of my own crew whipped

534
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,000
for buying food
without my permission.

535
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,680
OK, OK, get out! Get out.

536
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,480
We're going to get complaints
about this.

537
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,080
Hello, Nero Claudius Caesar
Augustus Germanicus here.

538
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,920
Or Emperor Nero, for short.

539
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,960
I was Roman Emperor number five

540
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,680
but I was number one when it came to
playing the bagpipes.

541
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,000
I loved playing the bagpipes.

542
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,080
I didn't love my mum quite as much.

543
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,160
In fact, I actually tried
to have her killed. Naughty.

544
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,600
But tell me, how did I do that?

545
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,200
Did I:

546
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,600
The answer is A

547
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,880
and also B

548
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,000
and also C.

549
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,800
Some people send their mum
lovely flowers,

550
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,400
some send her chocolates.

551
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,840
I sent her assassins.
I wasn't a great son.

552
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,280
But I'll tell you what I was
great at - playing the bagpipes.

553
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,040
And so, to lighten the mood,

554
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,440
I'll play you out with
this little number I prepared.

555
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,680
A one, two,
a one, two, three and...

556
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,000
Well, it's the end of the show,

557
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,720
and Mummus has said I can stop
sitting on the naughty step,

558
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,720
so let's celebrate
by revealing the number one

559
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,360
in my Top Ten Naughtiest People.

560
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,600
Drum roll, please!

561
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,800
MUMMUS: Rattus! You are making
too much noise again!

562
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,480
Go and sit on the naughty step!

563
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,640
Oh! Unbelievable!

564
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,080
Well, at number one is not just one

565
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,040
but three of history's
naughtiest dads.

566
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,000
It's our old friend Henry making his
second appearance on the list -

567
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,640
he's that naughty -

568
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,680
along with William the Conqueror

569
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,040
and Pharaoh Ramesses II.

570
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,600
They're all together
and ready to rock at number one.

571
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,280
One, two, three, four!

572
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,600

"World's Greatest Dad"

573
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,920

we've never had

574
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,360

they'll certainly agree

575
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:48,080

out there, just not us three

576
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,480
ALL:

577
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,920


578
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,400


579
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,840


580
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,920


581
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,440


582
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,880


583
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,560


584
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,000


585
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,440


586
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,400


587
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,040


588
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,640
ALL:

589
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,000


590
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,880

and sent them away

591
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,560


592
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,040
ALL:

593
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,480


594
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,920


595
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,200


596
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,880


597
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,200


598
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,760



599
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,920



600
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,400



601
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,720



602
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,320


603
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,800


604
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,680

on opposite sides

605
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,240


606
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,800


607
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,960


608
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,560


609
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,560


610
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,240


611
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,760


612
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,920



613
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,600



614
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,000



615
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,400



616
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,920


617
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,320

on the Earth

618
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,520

than being a mum

619
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,800


620
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,320
(SPOKEN) I really love Edward,

621
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,600
but I suppose I ought to have
paid more attention

622
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,880
to my eldest daughter.

623
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,520
(SPOKEN) Me and Robert at war,
such a great shame.

624
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,120
(SPOKEN) I had enough trouble
just remembering their names!

625
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,320


626
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,080

turn back the clock

627
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,880


628
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,320

that dads rock

629
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,960



630
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,320



631
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,960



632
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,520

Dads rock!

633
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,560
Rock!

634
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,560
Captions by Red Bee Media

635
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,960
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